The Happening – M. Night Shyamalan

18 06 2008

Wow, the first review I got back on this movie was “worst movie ever!” so I just had to check it out.

Story goes something like this.

New York is evacuated because of course, terrorists, OR SO YOU THINK! It follows a science teacher named Elliot and his Wife Alma. People are mysteriously dying in cities all over the world and the protagonist starts to realise its not the terrorists but…. DUM DUM DUMMMM!!!!!!!! NATURE!…

ITS THE TREES….. THEY ARE GETTING THEIR OWN BACK…. THE TREEEEEESSSS!!!!! I mean seriously…. WTF M. Night Shyamala, no wonder the first time you pitched this movie you got fired! Its just ridiculous….

We are sorry for making you into paper and fueling our economy for so long with all the great products you can make. Will you forgive us please? Mr. Tree?

Your an idiot M. Night Shyamalan.

This movie gains EPIC FAIL status.


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