Ok so i have come into a couple of cats, not gunna say how or why but look, they gotta go… probably the lamest pet on earth so if you want a really shit pet that wont pay you any attention or give a shit about you, it will eat as much food as you give it till it fkn dies of heart disease and will just end up getting hit by a car sooner or later, then leave me a comment 
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I don’t really care what you do with the stupid animal, eat it, race it for money, get a few and turn it into a rug, what ever… i just don’t want anything to do with them….
I will take 5
and how will you be paying for these free cats?
I used to agree with you until i had a flatmate with a cat. I never believed they have a personality, i was very wrong. I now have two cats who are unbelievable. They are so affectionate, just want to cuddle and be with us all the time. They are clean, only poo in one place so much easier to clean up after. And for the food arguement, my boys have a dry food container that i fill up weekly and they can eat as much as they want, when they want and they dont overstuff themselves. Some cats (and i mean ’some’) can be trained to fetch, walk on a leash, open doors and our cat even turned the light on in our bedroom when it wanted us to get up and play. They are an acquired taste but if you give them time you will find that they are fantastic pets.
Now lets talk about dogs…….
If a cat came into my bed room and turned the light on a wanted to play, it would get the same treatment as a human that entered my room and turned my light on, a swift kick to head. they are not clean, they leave hair,….. EVERWHERE…. EVERYWHERE… some people in my work place have chairs covered in hair because they have cats at home….. i bet by the time ur 40 you will have more than 50 cats and everyone in town will think ur a little crazy…
I am 5 robot Lions (aka big cats) VOLTRON! Defender of the Universe. DONT MESS WITH THE CAT!
yeah only problem about you being 5 robot lions is you dont wanna leave your bedroom to defend the universe, world of warcraft isn’t counted as doing good for the world.