Ironman the review

Well lets just say I’m glad i left it a few days after the opening to see this piece of crap, so i wasn’t stuck in a dark cinema with a bunch of sweaty fat nerds whose only outing is when they release a new comic book character movie and they put on their best Starwars t-shirts and hope to meet a nice girl at the candy bar. I’m not even really sure why they bother attending these movies because they just fkn complain the whole movie that it never really happened in the comic. STFU, Just shut up!

Anyway back to this poor excuse for a movie, so basic story line, bad ass millionaire guy goes out to desert to blow shit up to show off his new weapon he made, gets captured, makes iron man suit from bits of old metal and junk and breaks out by building iron man suit, gets a conscience and all like oh man i have wasted my life on building weapons and being filthy rich so he decides to clean up the system by building a better Ironman suit. Throw in some comedy relief and heaps of special effects and you have yourself a block buster that nerds will throw money at. Multiple times!

If I have said it once I have said it a million times, you cant just throw money at a movie and think its going to work, you will make heaps of cash outta it but it doesn’t mean its good… it means you have a good marketing team. I mean seriously, the bad guy just copied the Ironman suit, yeah must have spent weeks thinking of that. Its just shallow, dude has lots of money, decides he needs to clean up the world a little and so he makes himself a superhero costume. Dumb…. Also what sort of super hero admits hes a super hero, he would get so heckled but everyone everyday, there is a reason why no super heroes tell anyone who they are, the bad guys would just go and kill their family and drive the hero to depression and off them self…. it doesn’t just happen in every superhero movie because its cliche….

oh and if you didn’t stay till the ending (after the credits), Samuel L Jackson rocks out and is the leader of some crap organisation setting up for a sequel where there will be way to much shouting by Samuel and another piss poor story line for us all to hate…

Final note, *gets pliers and pulls a tooth out because it was less painful than to sit thru this movie*