You know when you go to the movie store with no idea what you want to watch, and you see a movie there that you think, i haven’t heard of this but it doesn’t sound all that bad.
WRONG…. its always bad… always….
my last experience of this was Severance. They shouldn’t just put this in the bargain bin… they should put it in the real bin…
Its supposed to be a thriller comedy type movie with a few scary killing bits in it, its not exciting, and its not funny… its just stupid.
OK so these people who work for this weapons company are on a team building trip through Hungary, and they have a bus driver who doesn’t speak English, first problem, why would you hire a bus driver who doesn’t speak a lick of English. Anyway, long crap story short, the bus driver wont take them any further so they continue on foot to their hotel, but they find a different lodge thing that’s all run down and assume its the right one. they get chased by some random people who hate their company (coincidence, bad luck or just shitty script writing?) . Some die, some don’t, it doesn’t really matter because the character development is so poor that you probably cant remember their names by the time they get all cut up by some sicko.
I cant really remember what happens in the end of the movie even though i only watched it a few days ago, that’s how awesome it was….
Don’t you love it when you watch a movie and after you have seen it, that’s it, there is no need to say another word about it, it doesn’t invoke a little conversation about anything at all.
Did i mention it wasn’t funny at all?
